McCree: gay cowboy
Hanzo: gay cowboy’s gay ninja boyfriend
Widowmaker: french lobotomy babe
Tracer: cute peppy gay gal. zoomy lesbian
D.VA: perfect. too perfect. suspiciously perfect.
Zenyatta: zen cinnamon roll
Genji: looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll but could still kill you.
Mei: cute chill nerd
Symmetra: probably the most normal and not dysfunctional of them all
Pharah: sharp grandma’s slightly less sharp kid
Winston: Hank McCoy
Reinhardt: knighty knight night
Doomfist: who?
Reaper: edgelord tm
Sombra: salty teen. probably loves memes
Agent 76: captain america
Mercy: not entirely mad scientist
Orisa: adorable cinnamon roll. I would die for her
Torbjorn: Ikea man
Junkrat: the twink who loves bombs
Roadhog: the twink’s protective bear boyfriend
Bastion: wall-e
Moira: angry weeaboo who everyone hates
Zarya: will throw you in the gulag
Anna: sharp grandma
Lucio: pure music boi